xHamster Debuts “Trump’s Bigger Button” After SOTU

It’s been a year since Donald J Trump first took office, and the ride has been so wild that sometimes it’s seemed surreal. We thought that it would be fitting that we’d use tonight’s State of the Union speech to debut our first Trump parody, featuring outsider porn star John Brutal!

We’re warning you — like the administration itself, “Trump’s Bigger Button” isn’t like anything you’ve seen before. Rhyming couplets, gender-bending, Kushner ******ilism, ransomed boobs, spicy vaginal nuclear codes and sex scenes that could render Sarah Sanders speechless! (In other words, what we’ve made is just shy of a documentary.)

The Democrats may have the official response to the State of the Union, but we think we’ve got the most accurate portrayal of life at the Trump White House. And you can only watch it on xHamster — after the speech. Enjoy!