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Missiles in Syria! Obamacare Repeal! The Nuclear Option! Omarosa’s Wedding! When did news of the Trump Administration get so stressful?

We here at xHamster long for the days when Trump was a staple of newspaper entertainment sections, and when the ‘pussyhat’ still meant merkin. We know we’re in a brave new world, however, and we’re here to give you relief — and hopefully bring down your bl0od pressure.

Below are five scenarios we’ve come up with for our first very bigly Trump Porn Parody starring internet sensation, John Brutal. He’s aching to try out his Trump impersonation naked, and we’re going to be on hand to film it. But what should it be?

Vote for your top Trump fantasy, and bring it to life when we film our first scene next month.

But don’t forget to vote! Unlike in the Electoral College, your vote actually counts!

1. The Closer
A summit between Trump and Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto have reached an impasse. President Nieto has refused to pay for it, and that curly bastard Rand Paul is blocking the allocation of funds in Congress. Trump sends in Ivanka in to close the deal.

2. Drain My Swamp
After the failure of the healthcare bill, President Trump looks for an easy victory. KellyAnne Conway thinks she has a solution — and it has at least one major poll rising!

3. First Wives Club
After an old photo of Ivanka Trump at Planned Parenthood surfaces, Trump goes on the hunt for leakers. Finally, only three suspects remain. Trump calls in his wives — Melania, Marla and Ivana — for a final grilling.

4. First Lady of the Night
It’s Melania’s first night in the White House, and she can’t keep calm because the bed isn’t gold enough. She wakes to find her husband in a compromising position — watching a certain pretty lady on MSNBC! What she does next is more scandalous than any foreign dossier.

5. This Sure Ain’t The Popular Vote XXX
Trump learns he’s been impeached, that Melania is filing for divorce, and through a bizarre Senate procedure, Bernie Sanders is now president. No sex, just a liberal fantasy.

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wildecoyote1966 לפני 2 שנים

Maybe he should be put in a penis cage and double penetrated with another cock in his mouth tied up and repeatably fucked for days

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I think I like the movie I'm watching now, As Trump sits back as Libs/Communists/Dems/Rinos fuck the whole country lmao!!

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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver- לפני 3 שנים

that he is D'EAD right now!!!

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Huiweybing לפני 8 שנים

We would vote for "The Closer". When would be the parody with John Brutal issued?

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Huiweybing לפני 8 שנים

אל maccel329 : That's an interesting variant.

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Aristeed45 לפני 8 שנים

If you ever suspected that the voting laws in any cuntry (country) was devoid of public opinion now is the time to be suspicious gather round good great and horny people and WAKE THE FUCK UP we 're the MAJORITY in the WAR for our lives. DON'T BE SHEEPLE be An INTERNATIONAL GROUP For real change in the WORLD AT LARGE without GAIA our true MOTHER where would we get all of our desires to live FROM? Thinking is not only for GOVERNMENTS or the 1%that control all we do including their control of all GOVERNMETS worldwide we weren't given free thought for nothing so have you're Fantasies and FUCK(FORNICATION UNDER UNDER CONSENT of the KING)as much as you want but be AWARE that we're being controlled through TABOOISM we CAN have it all WE just NEED TO BE IN CONTROL rather than being LED to SLAUGHTER

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youngpharisee לפני 8 שנים

Fuck Trump. Fix the video player and keep this political shit off of here.

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imitar לפני 8 שנים

Jared Kushner needs to get pounded in the ass; possibly with Ivanka wearing a strap-on. And than Johnny McCain storms into the room, buck naked, screaming, "Russia, Russia, Russia!"

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Daydreamer777 לפני 8 שנים

First Wives Club! ... could have been leaked by Hillary, too. And then Donald "interrogates" her. Maybe that's an idea for the sequel ....

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maccel329 לפני 8 שנים

You got it wrong. This should be Trump fucks Hillary in the ass and cums on her face. A huge line of Republicans in a hillary mega gang bang

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moustache1 לפני 8 שנים

love to see kellyanne get fucked like she's fucking the rest of us.

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xUsermrruss לפני 8 שנים

I think Drain My Swamp

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kendra82 לפני 8 שנים

Um, I don't care how pervy you are, the words "Trump" and "porn" should never appear this close together.

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WillieJames לפני 8 שנים

First Lady of The Night: Melania seduces President Obama with her perfect feet, a cuckolded Trump is forced to lick cum out of Ivanka's ass while being pegged by a Linda Sasour look a like at Mar a Largo as Mexican squatters look on. Stephanie Ruhle and Nicolle Wallace are so shocked and turned on they invite Peter Alexander and Thomas Roberts back to the news van for toe curling foot arching missionary sex.

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thedreamsbig לפני 8 שנים

How about the first wives club with a bunch of black guys doing interracial gangbang cream pies?

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nanasherif לפני 8 שנים

First Wives Club

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NihilSustinet לפני 8 שנים

no snuff? that would be my vote

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Skyblue713 לפני 8 שנים

First Wives Club

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bryanferryfan לפני 8 שנים

Trump gets fucked by the IRS.

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nice story dude...nice story ^^

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bryanferryfan לפני 8 שנים

I got the best Trump porn scenario ever. Check this out. Trump buys a horse for Melania and Ivanka. The horse turns around and inseminate Melania and punks in Ivanka's face while getting her pussyfooting ate by Kellyanne Conway, who's getting munched by Omarsosa who's getting fucked by Bill O'Reilly who's getting anally fucked by Steve Bannon who's jerking off Jared Kushner while he's fingering Don Jr. who's licking the balls of Mike Pence who's smacking the ass of Ruth Ginsberg who's shitting in the face of Paul Ryan who's pissin in the face of Bristol Palin who's getting fucked by Steve Doocey who's blowing Ben Carson who sucking rhinoceros dicks while giving a hand job to Neil Gorsuch who's getting fucked by a huge strap-on weildedby Hillary Clinton who's massaging the horse who's fucking Melania.

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Sheboink לפני 8 שנים

How about a re-make of the classic Alien? The alien is a massive BBC which impregnates females but when it comes across males it travels up their digestive system to spectacularly burst out of their stomachs. Trump would be the first "host" to fall. Don't leave it at just him though; bring every politician into the plot - not so much a sexual fantasy film, more a film to satisfy 99% of the world's desires of seeing politicians dying a very painful death.

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mando_pharon לפני 8 שנים

4. First Lady of the Night

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tomcat956 לפני 8 שנים

אל endoftheworld : ...By fat, ugly women with strap-ons. Molded from Bill Clinton and especially Barack Obama!!!

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King_Curio לפני 8 שנים

Love to see trump cuckolded

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xSimone לפני 8 שנים

אל kspornhound : .. US Constipation.. <3

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willwetu1 לפני 8 שנים

i would love to join in on the first wives club and give the ex mrs. trumps just what they need

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need voyeur vid :D

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itsalldark לפני 8 שנים

אל ironmanlucas : you are from canada? must be a steven harper fan, probablly fuming at the cannabis laws being changed XD

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itsalldark לפני 8 שנים

אל Sasamilu : but drugs and sex go together! free drugs and sex for everyone!

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